24m. Girl, just say it three times in a row. Thank god. Theyre in the room with us. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. So mean. Join the StageAgent community Thats a neat trick. DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. LYDIA: The Netherworld? Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. So. But when angst . ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! Ah! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! Again. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. Its time for Americas favorite game show! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! ADAM: I have an idea! 3."My whole life is a dark room. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. I want you, Beetlejuice. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! This is the best day of my life! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. close. Fine, you wanna be together? And she left us. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Lets chop off his head. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? You dont recognize me? The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. You! CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! LYDIA: Im not going back! Lydias vision was right! All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Sorry! Hiya mom! GET OUTTA MY WAY. BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. He was fast! CHARLES: I already did change. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. The oldest trick in the book. CHARLES: Except brains. In a haunted house, all alone! Ive got a way to make everyone see me. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! Did you think I wasnt coming back? Why dont you have a handbook? Maybe, we can help each other! Couple of five-star reviews. I guess Ill just go. Im just saying its not stupid. Those are the guest sheets! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. DELIA: Nope! DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. Lydia: I am alone. Don't apologize! CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. YES I DO! I'm so glad you changed your mind. Thats the rule. (a beat.) (LYDIA stabs him.) Just put me in the game. (Smokes.) I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? /Say my name/. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Its about love! ADAM: So, crazy story. Theyre chasing me! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! LYDIA: Hey Delia! I was in a sweat lodge. Let me point you to the right page. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! And you dont exist. Im going to find mom! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. OH! I accept you. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. And I like the attic! Were not like you! Now, to the Prius! "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. Hes here! Sayonara. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! We're gonna be rich! LYDIA: Oh. Delia, that was just the wind. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? And you wont even say her name. I died with this sash. If you would like to give a public . BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Weve already said it a bunch of times! It has to stop. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. You are like ice! What am I doing? OH! Our whole life is in that house. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! God, why cant he just leave me alone? Boo. And we should tell her that! beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . Ah! I wanna go home. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. LYDIA: Dad! YEAH! Its not a fad! ADAM: You away from her! DELIA: Knock Knock! Look, I know things have been difficult-. Youre all going to die. (draws door.) "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. (closes door.) YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Before Juno sees you. I changed a lot. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! You and me, were not that different. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. An infinite abyss of nothing! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? Upgrade to PRO I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Promise me we can talk about her. ADAM: Chapter one! LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Mr. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? I am utterly alone. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". I have a chance to see her again, please! OTHO: Thats the one. BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! Antics ensue. we have to go home! OH GOD! Fool your friends! Put er there! BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Beebleboose! Yes book? BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. CHARLES: HELLO! You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. But I (a beat.) The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Let me ask you a question. But Lydia, you cant live like this! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . Then you won't believe how far I'll go. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! Welcome, welcome, welcome! She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! We couldve been such a great team. All of us! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Up the stairs! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! I dont wanna die! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Start reading. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. LYDIA: What? Careful Charles! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. No he wont, youll just be dead. NO! We used to live here. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE: Okay! And their eyes! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Wait, why aren't you dancing? And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! And now were all alone. DELIA: And that is depressing. Now, lets get you processed. Its like a green card thing! Goes to the door. But you can. But I swear to you, we will. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Mom! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! It's a gold mine! (a beat.) Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . We mostly just watched and drank wine. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Hibiscus_Flower. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. DELIA: I dont see race. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. We are invisible. Welcome to the family, son. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. AGHHHH! And Im still here! On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. Dad, no. Thats why youre here. BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! CHARLES: You think this is what I want? ADAM: I know! Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Very good energy. Now we both got Dead Moms! Teen And Up Audiences. BARBARA: I think so! I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! This house is haunted! Love is love. I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. Use their user talk pages. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Every bit of it. Wait! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. Can I bring her back? MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Delia! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". Cmon. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Having lost her. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! JUNO: YOU! It was like the perfect dad joke! Yeah Yeah Yeah. To the dead. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. Second row, right there! Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! BARBARA: So, now what? Lets get that book open. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. LYDIA: It could be both. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. Its like against the law at my house. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Do not be afraid. BARBARA: It was SO hard! Draw a door, go home! OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Whos there? Oh god, Im so worried now. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Strangers. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Take care of them. BARBARA: But were invisible. Own that. Thats great! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! Its like a nursing home for sad cats. 1."I am alone. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. Okay, chapter one. Im crying because Im so happy. April 25, 2019. So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Where are you? To be her what do you call yourself again? I see you. Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. Never change! Im invisible. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. What if shes possessed? Live a life of love! What does that mean? ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). New neighbors?! | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. Just like, what if Im never happy again? Delia! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Here you got a solid plan B option. God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Also, no liquids! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) My guruOtho! All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. So lets scare my dad! NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. I mean, real ghosts? Hold on! Whatd you do!? I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. LYDIA: I dont know! He was already dead. So, I have an idea. Except her. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Its the one room in the house thats still ours! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . You saw that monster! Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." It's our house now, kid! LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Its less. Welcome to our model home. A ballad already? Hes my white whale. You see, the living ignore the dead. Is this it? ADAM: Kill?!??!? BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. But, its worth it. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Netherworld. Hey guys? Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Im his fifth wife! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Dont you get it? Beetlejuice - Musical. 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