Tum Yeto, distributor of renowned skateboard brands such as Toy Machine, Foundation, Ruckus, Pig and Dekline, caused quite a stir this tuesday as they announced the release of a complete line of pickled condiments.

- Tod Swank, head of operations at Tum Yeto. Tell us a little bit about your new line of products.

- You mean the pickles? Pretty sweet, huh? We’re releasing a full line of epic edibles. Pickled cucumbers, both sliced and regular ones, cornichons, or gherkin if you’d prefer, red onions, artichokes and ginger. The line of products reside under a completely new brand we’ve decided to name “Wicked Pickles” and plans this far, other than the actual products, are a team. As of now we’ve managed to get Ed Templeton and dancing freestyler Daniel Gesmer on the squad.

- Interesting but weird product. Who’d buy it?

- Beats me. I hate pickles.