Grind King launches Grind Queen
Venice based hardware manufacturer Grind King, is about to drop a completely new series of skateboardproducts, namely the Grind Queen. We gave the people behind the 21 year old company a call to see what’s up.
- Well, we’ve noticed that skateboarding is no longer a male dominated sport. More and more females are seen cruising the streets of Venice and throughout the world. We’re really happy about this new venture towards an entirely new, expanding market.
- Thats why we’ve created a series of products named Grind Queen. To match their needs, ya dig?
- Not really dug yet. What are the female skaters needs?
- Eh… Girlie stuff!
- Girlie stuff?
- Yeah, like stuff… That girls like.
- Ok, so whats the difference between the Grind Queen products and the Grind King products?
- Well, first of all it’s called Grind QUEEN, you know, Queen, like in Queen Elizabeth, and Queen… the band. Duh.
- Yes, I get it. And?
- And, it matches the female skaters needs.
- So thats it?
- Yeah, pretty damn clever isn’t it? We stole the idea from Girl Skateboards.
- Hooray for you being clever and good luck with your new products.
- Thanks, By the way. Have you seen that lady Skateboard Granny? She’s awesome.
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Thats quite retarded. I do not dig at all. Bunch of chauvinistic dudes over at grind king. Not that I was ever going to but I will never buy their products nor recommend them to girls, to anyone in fact.
Love and _respect_ your sisters! PEACE!